1)Your last boss's wife losing her baby in the 8th month because the cord wrapped around its neck.
2) "You are going to have a horrendous delivery because you are having such an easy pregnancy." (This is helped by using a devilish tone and you can tell the person (MIL) is tenting her fingers while saying it.)
3) Your niece's plumber's babysitter actually knew the Pettersons so - WATCH OUT!
4) Your cousin whose child chewed off part of her nipple while breast feeding.
5) How much you pooped on the delivery table.
6) "You are crazy if you think you are going to use cloth diapers." This is especially helpful if you have a) never tried cloth diapers or b) are laughing while saying it like I am an idiot. Can I get a little support?
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