You know who you are

Thanks so much for stealing my baby stroller. I mean it was cool the first time I realized people (you) are total scum-bag, nut suckers and would in fact steal from a baby, repeatedly. And so when on July 4th I went to put the baby in his stroller and it wasn't there I almost shit myself for joy. Knowing that now apparently I am marked. Someone (you) is purposely climbing over our gate and stealing our strollers like it is some thing to do.
It isn't so much that I was sentimentally attached to the stroller, I was. It was more that The fuckers (you) in this fucking city are so terrible and awful that they would steal the stroller that my parents bought for their grandson.
You know what? It is too heavy to carry a stroller up three flight of stairs then there is no where to put it once it is up there. So I bought the shittiest most ghetto of strollers off of craig'slist. I was over charged and frankly feel ashamed about the whole experience but I can get my baby around the city. It is locked up with a chain and a padlock, so fuck you!
However, there are some cat piss covered blankets on the stairwell you are welcome too, and a few empty water containers up here if you are not done making me hate this city and all its shitty inhabitants.
thanks
stolenstrollerbabysmama