Thursday, January 04, 2007

Silver Lining?

At least while I am wearing a pad the size of a Subaru, since there is no tampon that can staunch the current without causing me horrible cramps, my jeans don't reek like the tiny pee that escapes every time I cough.
Have I mentions I am still recovering from the flu?
I cough, a lot.
Cumulatively, there is a lot of piss in my pants.

When do I know it is time to switch to pee pads? Perhaps I should grab some now, you know, just while I am coughing...

No comments: