So we are on day 5 of the jetlag. He comes home and is in bed within the hour. Then complains about being up at 5 in the morning. FYI he is the only person who has ever experienced jetlag. I have "no idea" what it is like. In the past 5 days, he has stayed out all night. I caught him drinking at 8 in the morning. And he lost yet another cell phone. Did I mention he was sent away from the dentist? I heard him bragging to the roomate, b/c he was too messed up. Basking in awesomeness.